Pastors

The Temple Market

SALE! This week only! Come and see!

CT Pastors March 28, 2016
Seth Hahne

I.

Temple Market is a contemporary retail center located in the heart of thriving Beit YHWH.

Greatly renovated and expanded in recent years, the Beit’s sun-drenched courtyards

offer breathtaking views from high atop Mt. Moriah. And we’ve made parking easy!

Hitch camel and donkey alike at clearly marked locations around the temple wall.

Then, after a relaxing mikveh and mani-pedi, head on over and sacrifice one of our lambs.

II.

Welcome to Temple Market! To ensure a safe and enjoyable experience, please show

courtesy to fellow shoppers by not using profanity or engaging in disruptive or offensive behavior.

Proper attire, including robe and sandals, must be worn at all times. Children must be supervised.

III.

SALE. This week only, buy one male lamb, get one FREE sheaf of harvest grain!

Best way to prepare for the Feast of Firstfruits

SUPPLIES LIMITED

Visit Abe’s Small Ruminants

IV.

And making a whip of cords he drove them out of the courtyard and threw their cash registers,

saying, “This is my Father’s house, and you have turned it into a shopping nightmare!”

and smashed their display cases and, consumed with holy fire, scared the employees

who abandoned their stores and ran out barefoot, shouting, “God has come! Yahweh is here!”

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